*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar.

so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment

I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.

The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.