Blake Jokes

Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist!

I'm going to change my name to Blake. So I can ask my girl if she wants to wake and Blake.

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. ""The next train is in one hour"" said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a whistle rushed out and discovered the train pulling away. ""Next one is sixty minutes from now!"" said the stationmaster. An hour la…

It wasn't until their 3rd child, after birthing two sons, that Bill and Lonnie finally had a baby girl. Bill willingly allowed Lonnie to have the right to name their little girl. Bill, of course named both the boys. Blake and Bryan. After some long contemplating Lonnie decided to name her baby girl Love. Bill thought this seemed a bit odd of a name, but didn't want to cause a commotion over it. He loved Lonnie, his two boys and his baby girl no matter she was named. Now Love didn't think any…