A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste.#Work#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way "Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"#No Way#School#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp