Pepsi Jokes

When you order a Coke and are asked if Pepsi is OK should be considered a hate crime.

"Do you have Coke" No, is Pepsi okay "Do you have updog" What's updog "Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"

me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend

A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The horse replies ""Neigh.""

Ill have a pepsi please Four CEO's meet up at a bar. Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says ""the best selling beer in america"" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says ""the best selling beer in Europe"" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say ""probably the best beer in the world"". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have…

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I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery.

A man goes into a restaurant and orders coke. The waitress asks, ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The man sighs. ""Well, she is still a little banged up from the accident, and she might never be able to fully bend her fingers or live unattended, but the doctors think she'll pull through alright."" ""That's great to hear."" Said the waitress. ""I'll bring out your coke.""

A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie in a bottle. The genie asks each of them what they wish for. The mexican says, ""My wish is for all my mexicans in America to be back in Mexico, drinking beer on the beach!"" Poof, his wish is granted. The black guy says, ""my wish is for my fellow Africans living in America to all be transported back to Africa where we can be happy and safe!"" Poof, his wish is also granted. The genie turns to the white guy and asks him what his wish is. ""We…

The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke.

An Airplane Carrying Pepsi Crashes... An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief said, ""You betcha!"" When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, ""We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi."" The Rescue crew were shocked. One man…

Long: An underaged ginger walks into a bar... The bartender ask for his ID. The ginger stops, making a big show of reaching into his wallet and pulling out an obviously fake card. ""What do you think yah trying to pull?"" says the bartender, ""This ain't no underage drinking bar. Scram punk!"" So the ginger gets kicked out on the street when he sees a grocery store. He picked up a six-pack of beer and tries to casually purchase it, along with a bag of Cheetos. The cashier notices and says, ""Wha…

Pepsi backwards... Is pep

A man walks into a bar.. and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bartender says "" Is Pepsi okay?"" The man replies, ""Yeah that's fine"". The bartender takes out a glass and fills it with Pepsi and Coke.

Hey girl, you must be called Pepsi You're cheap, drunk all day, and you ain't gonna carry yourself home...

A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" The lady replies ""Ma'am, this is a library."" The blonde looks around, then whispers "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" (Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)

First day on the job as a drug dealer... Dealer: I don't have coke... is Pepsi okay? *gets stabbed*

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing

My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage.

An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake... See his answers... 1. Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings . 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work . 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss . 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound . 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards ..... 11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi. 12.Chicken Pox…

THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs.

We only stock Pepsi. A man and his friend walk up to a bar and wave a hand to get the bartender's attention. ""Good evening. Could we have one bottle of coke, and a bottle of moose piss, please?"" One of them asks. ""Ah, I'm very sorry."" Says the barman apologetically. ""But we only stock pepsi. Is that okay?"" The customers don't look particularly pleased, but they consent. One minute later, the barman returns with their order.... One pepsi, and one coke.

A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.

Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses