A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" The lady replies ""Ma'am, this is a library."" The blonde looks around, then whispers "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" (Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)