Hey girl, you must be called Pepsi You're cheap, drunk all day, and you ain't gonna carry yourself home...#Pepsi#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I taught my 4yo how to spell 'beer' so he'll stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.#Fridge#Pepsi#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp