Africa Jokes

2 market researchers are sent to Africa to see if there is potential market for shoes. First one reports to boss: There is zero prospect here. No one is wearing shoes. Second one reports to boss: There is unbelievable market here. No one is wearing shoes.

Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.

Doctor and rabbit Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too. Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? No. Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? No. Then why would you want to live more than 100 years? Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood. Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But tod…

The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa

Husband and wife having small talk... Wife: What would you do on our silver anniversary? Husband: Take you to Africa. Wife: And what are you gonna do on our golden anniversary? Husband: Return to Africa to take you home.

a couple of jokes I thought were funny 3 and 5 are my own jokes, made them up for some friends telling the rest. Q. Why are there so few casinos in Africa? A. too many cheetahs Q. what kind of tree grows in your hand? A. a palm tree Q. Why was god so upset? A. Jesus got cross with him Q. Why was Jesus so tired? A. He got nailed last night Q. What did Jesus say when he aced the test? A. Nailed it!

When it snows in Africa For the first time ever, it snowed in Africa! Something must be terribly wrong with global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in Northern Africa. Being Caucasian, he always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Africa was reasonably well developed today; people were very used to Caucasians especially from tourists. However, everywhere he went, people always chased after him. They called him ""Snow Angel"" because …

A husband and wife are on safari in Africa They see an antelope wander under a tree, when PLOP! A leopard drops down and tears right into it. The husband shouts, ""Honey! Did you see that cheetah?"" Their guide cuts in, ""Oh, sir, that is actually a leopard."" ""Really? How can you tell?"" ""Cheetahs never plop, sir.""

A black pirate walks into the bar. A black pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender walks up and says to the man, ""wow! Where did you get that?!"". The parrot responds, ""Africa"".

I'm speechless. t was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet E'? Tom replied ELEPHANT' Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T'. Tom replied Two Elephants' Teacher asked him the same question. Tom replied Ten Elephants' Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M' Tom replied Mother Elephant' The angry teach…

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa? The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Last month, the UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was: ""*Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?*"" The survey was a HUGE failure. * In Africa, they didn't know what ""food"" meant. * In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what ""honest"" meant. * In Western Europe, they didn't know what ""shortage"" meant. * In China, they didn't know what ""opinion"" meant. * In the Middle East, they didn't know what ""soluti…

Graham Cracker ""So I was walking down the street today..."" ""Margret, would you like some raw toast with your tea?"", Sally interrupted. ""Why, yes, thank you--So, as I was saying, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a very impolite Africa American approached me and demanded my purse."" ""Give up dat' purse, Crack'a"", I believe was the vernacular the young man used. ""So, anyway, you know, I just won't stand for that Willy-Nilly sort of thing."" ""Of course not"", Sal…

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa""

Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa.

Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa.

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that? "" The parrot shrieks.... ""*AFRICA!*""

You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due

The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa""

Bar joke Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says ""wow that's cool. Where did you get that?"" The parrot says Africa. .

You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo.

There are seven ages of man: Sixteen to twenty-five... twice daily. Twenty-five to thirty-five... thrice weekly. Thirty-five to forty-five... try weekly. Forty-five to fifty-five... try weakly. Fifty-five to sixty-five... try oysters. Sixty-five to seventy-five... try anything. Seventy-five and beyond... try to remember. And just like the man, there are seven ages of woman: Sixteen to twenty-five, like Africa: partly virgin, partly explored. Twenty-five to thirty-five, like India: hot and myster…