Africa Jokes

There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor.

I went to Africa to help with the Ebola crisis. When I left, my mentor said thanks and told me that all of Africa was behind me. I instinctively reached for my wallet.

The Fakarwee tribe A: Did you know that the Pygmies in Africa are called the Fakarwee Tribe? B: No I didn't. But why are they called that? A: Because when they are in long grass they jump up and down calling out, ""where the fak-ar-we?

Bit of an adult joke. Three guys go on safari in Africa; an Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman. They say after an hour of hunting they will meet back up and see who got the most kills. So an hour later they all meet back up to tally their scores. The Englishman goes first and says ""I got 12 gazelles"". The Welshman retorted: ""Oh yeah? That's nothing I got 12 gazelles and 5 Zebras"" The Irishman has a big smile on his face and says: ""That's nothing. I got a 114 No-No's"" The Englishman and…

how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them.""

I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently.

In honor of Ferguson: A black man, a white man, and a Mexican were walking along a beach in the US. After a while, they stumble upon a genie's lamp. They pick it up, rub it, and out pops a genie, as one would expect. The genie thanks them for freeing him, and offers them one wish each. So the Mexican says, ""This country is racist and petty. My people and I are continuously downtrodden and endure great hardships. I wish for all Mexicans to go back to Mexico, and never return to this prejudiced l…

I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa. I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like.

An old man was telling his grandchildren a story about his trip to Africa ""...and I was slowly walking in the middle of the Jungle, y shotgun tight in my hand, when a Tiger suddenly leapt out of nowhere and GRRROOWWW!!!! I shit my pants!"" ""Of course Grampa! Anybody would shit their pants when a tiger...."" ""No, No, No. I soiled myself just now when I screamed GRRROOOWWW!""

I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola

My friend has just got back from Africa and isn't feeling well He keeps buying raffle tickets. Im worried he has tombola...

I'm really sick of the ""ebola cereal"" joke... I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa.

Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie

A tourist in Africa is tired and looking for a ride While going down the street a truck driver stops and tells him he can take him where he is going. The tourist, eager to get off his feet, eagerly accepts. Shortly after getting in the truck the tourist falls asleep. Suddenly he is woken up by three bumps in the road, but he thinks nothing of it and goes back to sleep. Finally he is woken up by the driver, having reached his destination. ""Sorry for the bumpy ride,"" the driver says, ""I hit a b…

Topical Jokes for 10/11 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) Nielsen has announced that a technical error led to months of incorrect ratings. Employees at Nielsen suspected there was a glitch when an infomercial for adult diapers nabbed 84 billion viewers. There was an Ebola scare on a USAirways flight after a man sneezed and joked that he'd just come from Africa. But don't worry, doctors examined the man, and he tested negative for a sense of humor. TSA agents …

Bees Did you guys hear about the new, milk-making bees they found in Africa? They're called boo bees.

What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!

Missionary friend told me this joke on the pulpit before going to Argentina. So a pair of righteous Mormon missionaries are out tracting in the heart of Africa having just converted a small village. On their way to the next village they have to trudge through several miles of dangerous Jungle. One of the missionaries spies out the corner of his eye a fierce lion walking behind them several yards away. Out of fear they start walking faster with the lion close behind them - soon they were running …

Why are there no casinos in Africa? There are too many cheetahs.

A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot.

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa? They can't afford computers in Africa.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot.

The Hellarwe tribe. There's a tribe of pygmies in Africa called the Hellarwe. They're an ancient tribe that settled the tall, savannah grasslands a long time ago and I had the fortune of going to visit them. I actually thought we were lost until I saw a pygmy jump up ahead of us accompanied by his fearsome warcry: ""Wherethehellarewe""