😄 An old man was telling his grandchildren a story about his trip to Africa ""...and I was slowly walk...

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An old man was telling his grandchildren a story about his trip to Africa ""...and I was slowly walking in the middle of the Jungle, y shotgun tight in my hand, when a Tiger suddenly leapt out of nowhere and GRRROOWWW!!!! I shit my pants!"" ""Of course Grampa! Anybody would shit their pants when a tiger...."" ""No, No, No. I soiled myself just now when I screamed GRRROOOWWW!""

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