Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.

I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving.

When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh""

Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''