Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.

When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh""

Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''

I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola