Africa Jokes

Is it racist if it's true? Read and answer. A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "hey that's neat where'd you find him?" The parrot replies "Africa, they're all over the place."

A white doctor in Africa It's a white doctor in an african village. One day, a horde of African men came to his office and said: " Doc, we respect you, but we saw that many women started having white babies!" The doctor laughed and replied: "Oh no! it's not what you think it is! you see, in my ranch I have a lot of white horses and they sometimes have black offspring, nothing unatural!" The black men looked at eachother, feeling embarrassed. "Ok doc, we will forget about the women if you for…

A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.

A priest and a shepherd... ... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells…

A Very Short Man A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket. The bartender asks "He can drink?" "Oh, sure. He can drink." So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, ca…

REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please. I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes. For example: Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico? Thousands died. Why do Mexican's drive low-riders? So they can pick strawberries from their car. A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?" The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!" Seriously though: I love Black People. …

The United Nations world-wide survey The United Nations sent out a survey to all the nations in the different continents of the world. The survey went like this: "We want your honest opinion on how to find a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world" The survey of course, turned out to be a total and abject failure: The People in western Europe didn't know what the word 'shortage' meant. The people in eastern Europe had no idea what the expression 'honest' was supposed to mean.…

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Where'd ya get it?" The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

A woman takes her dog anywhere and everywhere... On one trip she goes to Africa with her dog for a week long safari. One morning the dog goes outside and sees a lion running straight for the camp. The dog looks around and finds a pile of bones. Once the lion is within earshot the dog yells, "That was one tasty lion!" And continues to gnaw one a bone. The lion stops in its tracks and runs off. Next to the camp was a monkey which witnessed the events that had unfolded. The dog sees the monkey cli…

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?" The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"

The Hunting Story One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story. "Well," he began, "I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunt…

Marriage joke A little boy says, ‘Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’ ‘Son,’ says the dad. ‘That happens everywhere.’

A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says "Well that's special, where did you get it?" "Africa" says the parrot

Hunting lodge A young man goes to a hunting lodge with dreams of becoming one of the greatest hunters. He asks around about who can give the best advice on hunting, and is directed to a 103 year old man with 90 years of experience. He gathers his courage and finally approaches the old man sitting in a wheel chair by the fire. "Sir, could you please tell me stories of your hunts, like when were you the most scared? " The old man leans forward in his chair and begins, "when i was about 3…

The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings .

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie in a bottle. The genie asks each of them what they wish for. The mexican says, "My wish is for all my mexicans in America to be back in Mexico, drinking beer on the beach!" Poof, his wish is granted. The black guy says, "my wish is for my fellow Africans living in America to all be transported back to Africa where we can be happy and safe!" Poof, his wish is also granted. The genie turns to…

Three Men Are Walking On A Beach A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican are all walking along a beach when they stumble across a magic lamp. The men agree that each of them get one wish before rubbing the lamp. The black guy rubs the lamp and out pops a genie and asks the famous three wish line. The black man wishes for all black people to have a wonderful life in Africa as they do in America. The genie snaps his fingers and all the African Americans ship off to Africa. The Mexican guy…

A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?" The parrot responded, saying, "there are millions of them running around in Africa."

The term "Every 60 second in Africa..." is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving.

What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common? A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow. You **sick** bastards.

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar The bartender asks: Hey cool, where'd you get it? The parrot says: Africa

A man is at a banquet with other veterans Bob is at a banquet with other veterans of various conflicts. He had history in the Angolan Civil War, but was ashamed to only be an "in the wire" medic and not seeing much action. Bob sees another vet, Rich, who goes on about a perilous journey during Vietnam, resulting in explosions, gunfights, anything a good war story comprises of. Rich turns to Bob and asks, "Whattabout you?" Bob goes pale, and scrambles for a story. He quickly thinks one up and …

Lesotho, a country in Africa has the second lowest average life expectancy in the world at 50 years. The record for lowest average life expectancy is held by Boeing whistleblowers.