Africa Jokes

What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders.

The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"" is stupid

A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere.""

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States... Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

Medical Miracles A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed

Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: ""Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what ""food"" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what ""honest"" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what ""shortage"" meant. In China they didn't know what ""opinion"" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what ""solution"" meant. In South …

A woman takes her dog anywhere and everywhere... On one trip she goes to Africa with her dog for a week long safari. One morning the dog goes outside and sees a lion running straight for the camp. The dog looks around and finds a pile of bones. Once the lion is within earshot the dog yells

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe therein. He spends years with the people

A white doctor in Africa It's a white doctor in an african village. One day

A man is sent to live amongst a tribe in Africa. After settling in to his new lodgings he hears a loud set of pipes playing near the tribes village. He asks one of the tribe members what the pipe music is for and he answers

A missionary goes to Africa... A missionary goes to Africa and was living with a tribe. While he was there

The Albino and the Black Sheep A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?" "Africa", says the parrot.

Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar

A black man walks into a bar... A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "That is really special," said the bartender. "Where did you get it?" "Africa," replied the parrot.

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States... Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. "Which part did you get?"

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?,"Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food etc.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?,"Because in the games Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.