African Village Jokes

A missionary staying in an African village approached by the Chief... The Chief says, ""Holy man, my wife just gave birth to a white child. Everyone in the village is black, except for you. "" The missionary begins to sweat until he notices a herd of goats outside. ""Chief, every once in a while, God makes his creation different from the others. Look at the goat outside. All of them are white, except for the one black one."" The chief leans into the missionary's ear and whispers, ""I'll let you …

Now that you put it that way... A christian missionary spends a year in a remote African village spreading the gospel. In that time the tribal chiefs daughter gets pregnant, and eventually has a baby that turns out to be white. Outraged the chief confronts the missionary. Being the only white person his daughter had ever met, he accuses him of being the father and betraying his trust. Calmly the missionary walks with the chief to the edge of the village where some sheep are grazing. "Chief…

There was a white doctor in African village After a while the local realised that some women had white babies. It didn't bother them much but they was curious about it for months. So after a while they decided to ask him and the leader went to the doctor with some fellas. They asked the doctor; "Doctor, we don't have any trouble with it but we got to ask that you know some of our women gave born to white babies." Doc answered "Yeah?" "So we were curious about if you were related to it?" Then…

A white doctor in Africa It's a white doctor in an african village. One day, a horde of African men came to his office and said: " Doc, we respect you, but we saw that many women started having white babies!" The doctor laughed and replied: "Oh no! it's not what you think it is! you see, in my ranch I have a lot of white horses and they sometimes have black offspring, nothing unatural!" The black men looked at eachother, feeling embarrassed. "Ok doc, we will forget about the women if you for…

Holy Water One day St Peter chose three distinguished individuals in Heaven and gave them a free pass to commit whatever sins they would like back on Earth for one whole day. The next day, when the three sinners returned, St Peter asked them what sins they committed. St Peter asked the first sinner and he said that he spent the day sleeping with a bunch of women. St Peter congratulated him and told him to drink from the Holy Water to be forgiven of his sins. The third sinner snickered. St …

Once, in an African village, a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. "My wife gave birth today," the native growled, "and the baby is white! And you're the only white person within 100 miles of here! " The missionary glanced around guiltily for a moment but quickly regained his composure. "Look at those goats over there," the missionary said, pointing at the village's livestock. "All of them are white, except for that black one over there. Sometimes nature works …

Once in an African village....

A white doctor in Africa It's a white doctor in an african village. One day