Africa Jokes

What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop either.

The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa..."" is really stupid Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds

My financial situation is so bad... ...I'm being sponsored by a child in Africa.

I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate

Why can't you gamble in Africa? Because of cheetahs!

A white man visits a rural tribe in Africa A white man wants to take the trip of a lifetime

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United State Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

A British Explorer is Captured by a Tribe in Africa Whilst searching through the jungles of colonial Africa

Which disease is least prevalent in Africa? Obesity

What game do children play in Africa? Don't Starve.

I always feel bad for the kids in africa when I waste water.. And when I leave the oven on

Three explores in Africa are captured by a local tribe... They're taken to the tribal chief

Smart Dachshund An rich old lady decides to go on safari in Africa

Geography of a Woman vs a Man Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered

I've worked with starving children in Africa and let me tell you...

What has 2 kids and no money? Every military in Africa.

A man is on a photo safari in Africa. He finds an elephant in distress

I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well I think it is a scam.

Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.

A missionary deep in the heart of Africa is tending his herd of sheeps when suddenly the very angry village chief approaches with his little albino daughter in his hand and yells with fury: ""Priest! Look at daughter! You are the only white man within a 1000 miles

If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability..

United States Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs

Every 60 seconds in Africa... A minute passes.

The term ""Every 60 second in Africa..."" is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds.