Africa Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides

Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa.

I lost a pop quiz last night. The question was: where do women mostly have curly hair? The correct answer is "Africa". You have a very dirty mind!

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles? Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs.

What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games

Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs.

How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption.

Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa

Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy.

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!

How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got "boar"ed to death.

How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday.

Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Why don't they play poker in Africa? Because there's cheetahs.

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course.