Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave.

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe... The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe for two years. One day he wakes up to sticks poking him and sees himself surrounded by members of the tribe who lift him violently and bring him to the chief. ""For what you've done, you're going to die!"". Confused, the missionary asks: ""What have I done that I deserve to die?!"" The chief points his finger and the crowd opens up to reveal a rather white baby. ""This b…

A hypochondriac visits his doctor and claims he has Ebola. Annoyed, the doctor asks if the man has visited Africa recently. The man replies, ""No... b-but I have all the symptoms. I CHECKED online before coming in today."" Now, normally the doctor would humor this man, but this was a very busy day and he had already come in 100 times this year. So the doctor overreacted and started berating the man. ""You FOOL! There's nothing wrong with you! STOP WASTING MY TIME!! Can't you see there are SICK p…