China Jokes

I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.

"But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..." Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* "I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"

It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like "Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."

Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.

Dig a hole all the way to China, poke your head out and yell "YOU GUYS BUILT THIS SHOVEL IT'S A GREAT SHOVEL JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY!"

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China

BestBuy guy: "Do you have a 'first-generation' iPod?" Me: "I guess so. It came on a boat from China. It doesn't have an accent or anything."

What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?

My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China.

[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing

Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably

If she's "one-in-million" there's 1,344 of her in China.

*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China

The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month.

9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make.

Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special.

Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan

[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* "chickety china the chinese chicken" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* "if i had $1,000,000"

Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes.

"This is The Grey Wall of China" I think it's 'great' "We all do, pal"

*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* "Where you going?"

There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry.

China are probably making all the medals anyway.

Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin