China Jokes

Korean response to Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China They look delicious.....I mean cute.

God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy.

A Panda walks into an expensive restaurant... He gets seated by the host and looks at the menu. He orders the most expensive items on the menu; Porterhouse, A bottle of Chateau Lafite and Black Truffle Cheesecake. When the check comes, the Panda pulls out a handgun and shoots the waiter right between the eyes. As the Panda is walking out the door, the manager stops him. ""What the hell do you think you are doing Panda,"" he says. ""Not only are you skipping out on the check, but you SHOT my empl…

Karate chop A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, ""That was a karate chop from China."" The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, ""…

Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!

A Visit to the Hospital (can be told long or short) A religious man walks into a hospital hoping to do a good deed by visiting the sick. The man has passed the nurse at the front desk and is looking around to find a sick person to cheer up. He looks all over the hospital but he just cant seem to find any sick person that isn't being visited! Finally the man comes to the end of a large hallway and sees a Chinese man laying in bed, hooked up to what seems to be thousands of wires, leads, and tubes…

Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!

So a Panda walks into a restaurant... And the host, thinking this is a little out of the ordinary, asks the panda if he is here to eat. ""Of course."" says the panda. A little ashamed, the host walks the panda to a table and tells him the waiter will be along shortly. Soon enough the waiter comes along and asks the panda what he would like to eat. ""Oh, I'll have some macaroni and cheese if that's alright."" replied the panda. Off the waiter goes and promptly returns with some Mac & Cheese. …

Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China.

So there's this classroom full of students in china... ...and this kid named meng was making fun of the teacher. The teacher walks up to him and yells; now listen you... All of a sudden the kid next to him says, but meng did it not me.

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste

The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!""

When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again.....

I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner ""

The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China.""

I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same.

The World Cup starts next week. A wildlife center in China says that its baby panda will correctly predict the outcome of the World Cup games. When asked what will happen, the panda said, ""None of the stadiums will be ready and all the games will be canceled.""

I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day.

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is ""SUM YUNG HO""

To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.

I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner""

We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies.

Poor Chinese tourists have to buy souvenirs in other countries made by themselves in China.

China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch.