A British , a German, a Japanese and a Chinese man were in an airplane. The plane that was carrying an important U.N. mission was losing altitude, so the pilot said that three of them must jump out and without a parachute since they have dumped everything else. The British man decided to go first. He yelled "" Long live Great Britain!"" And then jumped off. The German man, however unwillingly, decided to sacrifice himself for the team. He yelled "" Long live Germany!"" And then jumped off. Immed…Read more#Great Britain#Germany#China#Airplane0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Donald Trump gets elected as President. 1st day in office: We have to bring back jobs from China, lets just call Xi Jinping and tell him he's fired! 2nd day is office: We have insert our dominance back in Europe and send Russia a message, lets just call Putin and threaten him with another Cold War. 3rd day in office: Need to solve the immigration issue, lets just call Nieto and tell him to stop sending rapists. 4th day in office: Need to renegotiate Iran Nuclear Deal, lets just call Khamenei and…Read more#Donald Trump#Putin#Kim Jong#Mr President+4 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino.#Russia#China#Latin America#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow.#China#Coldplay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder? Ben Ching.#Ben Ching#China0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Smith started the day early having set his alarmclock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am .. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIW…Read more#John Smith#Japan#China#Sri+4 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are there no stray dogs in China? Have you heard of stray chickens?#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina.#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
China has entered the space race. In other news, the first outer space restaurant is set to be named ""The Space Wok""#China#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?""#China#Russia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine...#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One day, a man takes his only child to a comic shop (warning: text wall approaching) The only child has one neighbor who lives across the street. They're an elderly couple. Nobody of his age that he would like. Unfortunately, the child is home-schooled, too, so he has no chance of making friends at school. The child's parents decide that they should get him into comics in hopes that he might realize that some of the greatest heroes didn't have friends as a child, either. The child, at the age of…Read more#Superman#China#Food#School+4 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China? Cha Ching#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Taco bell, now new! with 18.5% real beef!!! (canner grade) Contains hoofs, horns, fat, ligaments, hair, bison patty (shit, bison shit, less than 2% of: rocks, cow shit, cow hide) and high fructose corn syrup. made in china WELCOME TO USA#Patty#China#USA#Taco Bell+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China.#China#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America? K: Yes. Q: Why? K: Because the sky here is blue.#China#America#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tim The Train Expert Long read but worth! There was this man named Tim and Tim comes from a long line of train conductors. His father was a train conductor and so was his father before him. But as Tim grew up he realized that was not his passion but the pressure from his family to follow in his fathers footsteps was too great, so after Tim graduated high school he enrolled in training in hopes to be hired at a train station. After a few years of going through this training school and failing man…Read more#Tim#Tims#Russia#China+4 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though.#USA#China#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
China has developed a liquid metal that can transform into any shape. While the U.S. has created a breakfast sandwich with Hash Browns now at Taco Bell.#China#Us#Taco Bell0🔗 ShareWhatsApp