A British , a German, a Japanese and a Chinese man were in an airplane. The plane that was carrying an important U.N. mission was losing altitude, so the pilot said that three of them must jump out and without a parachute since they have dumped everything else. The British man decided to go first. He yelled "" Long live Great Britain!"" And then jumped off. The German man, however unwillingly, decided to sacrifice himself for the team. He yelled "" Long live Germany!"" And then jumped off. Immediately , the Chinese man said"" I got this"". yelled out "" Long live China"" And kicked the Japanese man off the plane. Translated from another language. Hope u haven't heard it before and hope u laughed.