My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing

Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably