China Jokes

Politician in China asks Man why he is leaving China to move to the US. **Politician In China:** Why are you leaving China to go the US? Are you not satisfied with the work? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the work. **Politician In China:** Are you not satisfied with the pay? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the pay. **Politician In China:** Are you not satisfied with the Politicians in China? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the Politicians in China. **Politician In China:…

God made every person different... He got tired by the time he got to China...

Joke about how dangerous China is An American tourist came to China and fell into a construction ditch, he came out, injured, and angrily told the tour guide, ""In America, in a dangerous area, we always put up red flags to warn people! Why wasn't there one here?"" The Chinese tour guide very calmly replied, ""Didn't you already see it when you entered the country?""

A Jew in China So a Rabbi goes on a business trip to China. After a brief search he finds the local Synagogue. He walks in, and asks one of the members ""When is Mincha?(afternoon prayers). The man looks at him and says: ""You Jew? Funny. You no rook Jew.""

What do you call 69-ing in China? Tu Can Chu

Trump's statement regarding China Trump: ""In little over a week when I take office, China will fall into a slump. Factories will shut down, shops will close, stock markets will not trade, and government will grind to a halt.The wealthy will flee overseas with their families, citizens desperately trade their currency for food, doors all across the country will be plastered with red notices and the empty streets will reek of lingering gunpowder. The people, with nothing to do will turn to day-lon…

Three chinese men named Hu, Fu and Chu come to the USA to live the American Dream Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business. Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store. Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.

My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.

A man phones his wife and asks her: ""Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ... A man phones his wife and asks her: ""Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!"" The wife noticed tha…

What's considered an homemade gift in China? An IPhone.

It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina

Bu, Fu and Chu decided to move to Canada from China. Upon landing and passing through customs they decided to change their names to fit in better. Chu became Chuck Bu became Buck and Fu went back to China

I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!

China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans

Why does Donald Trump hate China? They came up with building a wall before he did.

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak. he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China.""

Donald Trump says US should let China keep seized underwater drone oops wrong sub

How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton Sorry

Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, ""I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end."" Chu then said, ""then I'll become Chuck."" After a long pause, Fu said, ""I guess I'll go back to China.""

My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling.

I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well.

There once was a family of 5 from China. Their names were Hu, Fu, Bu, Su and Chu. They wanted to move to the USA so they had to americanize their names. Hu became Huck, Bu became Buck, and Chu became Chuck. Fu and Su stayed in China.

As a middle class first world citizen, I still feel I know just as much about working in a sweatshop in China as the children themselves. After all, I've walked a mile in their shoes.