Trump's statement regarding China Trump: ""In little over a week when I take office, China will fall into a slump. Factories will shut down, shops will close, stock markets will not trade, and government will grind to a halt.The wealthy will flee overseas with their families, citizens desperately trade their currency for food, doors all across the country will be plastered with red notices and the empty streets will reek of lingering gunpowder. The people, with nothing to do will turn to day-lon…

So, the Presidential Election is only a little over weeks away and I still haven't decided... ...if I should learn Russian, Chinese, Arabic or Spanish Because we will probably have a war against Russia and lose, or get economically crushed by China, or get sold out to the Arabs, or get overran by Mexicans.

Switzerland declares war on China. The Chinese President is informed by one of his aides that Switzerland has declared war on them. The president calmly asks: ""What's the population of Switzerland?"", the aide replies: ""8 million, sir"", and so the president says: ""Alright, which hotel will they be staying at?"".

An American in China An American visits China for the first time and finds himself in a small gift shop. He finds a bronze statue of a mouse that he really likes so he asks the shopkeeper about it. ""It's 10 for the statue but you'll have to pay more for the story behind it."" The American pays for the statue but doesn't spring for the story. He starts walking down the road and notices a mouse is following him. He breaks into a light jog but the mouse keeps up, and more mice start to follow him.…