Taiwan Jokes

Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality.

"We are going to Taiwan" Juan: No, please don't!

Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps.

I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality.

Bank Loan A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The ba…

What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind.

What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan

What blood type do people from Taiwan have? Taipei

Have a wank I was in Taiwan last week and decided to have a massage at the hotel I was staying ,as this was about to occur a Taiwanese girl comes in the room and say's u want a wank .....I gleeful said oh yes she then leaves da room...after a few minutes she returns ans say have u finished

So I used to date a gal from Taiwan... It didn't work out between us as she was very uptight, dressed up for everything, always on a schedule, had to have everything clean and arrived everywhere twenty minutes early. There wasn't a drop of spontaneity or a touch of free spirit in her at all. She was a real type-A personality!

I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan. He was a real Taipei personality.

Q: Why do most people have trouble obtaining blood transfusions in Taiwan? A: Because they only have Taipei.

The most competitive people in Taiwan… …have a Taipei personality

Xi and Biden have a bet Xi wagers that in 100 years time China would be the dominant superpower, while Biden is confident that the USA will remain uncontested. So after their terms ended and they reached the end of their mortal coil, they were cryogenically preserved in Switzerland and woken up in 100 years. Strolling down the future streets of Geneva, they come across a news broadcast on a large billboard. “Ha! I knew it! China is a soft power giant now!” Says Xi, pointing at the newsreader…

Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan? They all have Taipei personalities.

What's the most common blood type in Taiwan? Taipei

What's the most common blood type in Taiwan? Type A.