So a Panda walks into a restaurant... And the host, thinking this is a little out of the ordinary, asks the panda if he is here to eat. ""Of course."" says the panda. A little ashamed, the host walks the panda to a table and tells him the waiter will be along shortly. Soon enough the waiter comes along and asks the panda what he would like to eat. ""Oh, I'll have some macaroni and cheese if that's alright."" replied the panda. Off the waiter goes and promptly returns with some Mac & Cheese. The panda, delighted, eats it all up rather quickly and is very gracious of the cooking whenever the waiter comes to inquire about the food. Finally, at the end of the meal, the waiter comes with the check. The panda gets up, brushes himself off a little, and proceeds to pull out the gun and shoot the waiter dead. The panda casually walks out of the restaurant. Now, obviously it's not okay for pandas to go around shooting waiters so the authorities are called to track him down. The panda is found wandering the streets downtown and is promptly arrested for murder and brought to the precinct, where he is soon questioned. ""Hey! You can't do this to me!"" roars the panda in defiance. ""Of course we can! You shot a waiter in cold blood tonight!"" replies the police chief. ""It's my right, why, it's in the dictionary!"" retorts the panda. Sure enough the police look it up in the dictionary and let the panda off on the charges. Panda (noun) - a white-and-black, bearlike mammal, now rare and restricted to forest areas of central China that also eats shoots and leaves.