China Jokes

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..." "Look at what kids your age make in China!"

[An Old Joke from my Grandpa] An Indian Archeologist goes China to meet his Archeologist friend. Chinese man takes him to his working site, After digging for a while they found some electrical wires buried underground. Chinese Guy: (to the Indian guy) Look, these wires look ancient, Unlike you Indians, we Chinese were so advanced back then that we used electrical technologies. Indian Guy : That's cool (Says Awkwardly). We were kinda advance too. You should come visit some time. Some time pas…

In America, dogs are K9. In China, dogs are E10.

I’m convinced COVID couldn’t have come from China… Nothing from China lasts 2 years

A warning While in China

[NSFW] [OFFENSIVE] A Chinese man walks into a bar... He is native from China and has a heavy accent.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. ..Everything else was made in China.

The Wong Brothers In ancient China lived the Wong brothers

I don't know why everyone thinks the wall won't work. China built one over 2000 years ago and they STILL don't have any Mexicans.

Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike? Employee discounts

A Kung Fu student in ancient China goes to meet his wise old master... A Kung Fu student in ancient China goes to meet his wise old master. He says:

Do you want to hear a joke about China? [censored]

Stevie Wonder is in China for a concert... Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.

The Great Wall Of China Is Famous Because it's the only Chinese product that lasted this long.

An Asian girl's last name was China... It was her made-in name

Did you hear about the school that burned down in Beijing China?

Why does China put all their casinos in Macau? Because they don't like Tibet.

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

I thought Trump's ties were made in China... Why is everyone saying they're from Russia now?

I met an Asian girl today with the last name of ""China"" It was her made-in name

My grandma is kind of like the Chinese government. Visitors only see the nice china.

In the early days of aircraft China was copying some American designs.

They asked a chicken in which country it will prefer to live? The chicken replied - ""In China!

Ling and Ving... When I was in high school two exchange students from china came over to study at my school

Breakups in China are the worst You see her face everywhere.