China Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road? [THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What happened in China on Christmas? The Rice-child was born.

Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia.

Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans

Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole.

Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's the most popular Internet meme in China? Ayy lMao

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors.

What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China.

Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China.

What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!

What's the most popular soup in China? Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Why did Genghis invade China? Because he khan.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton

Batman hit Penguin over the head with a vase and said: "T-Pau!" Penguin said: "Don't you mean 'Kerpow!'?" Batman said: "No, I had china in my hand!" What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled? A Tubby. The only reality show I want to see is 'Find Osama'. Twelve minor celebrities are sent to Afghanistan to track down Bin Laden. We'll either find Osama or lose some minor celebrities. Either way, we're up! Andy Parsons

Before a gymnastics event at the Beijing Olympics, an American athlete was sitting next to a Chinese athlete in the locker room. The American said: "Everyone in the States says China has a human rights problem. Is that true?" "I'm afraid so," replied the Chinese athlete. "In our legal system, it is hard to get a fair trial. The judges decide who has won before the trial even takes place." "That's terrible," said the American. "What a way to live!" In an attempt to lighten the mood, the Chinese a…