Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?,"[THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

My friend lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that he heard that made sense in English. Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China. The governor: Fine people...I don't know. Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do? Farmer: I'm a farmer. Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government? Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced. Xi asks: if you ha…

My grandma is kind of like the Chinese government. Visitors only see the nice china.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry? STUPID AMERICAN!