Chinese Government Jokes

Chinese economy Amongst all of the global financial crisis, the Chinese government are worried that their recent economic boom may soon be over. The country's leaders have decided to name the recent increase in economy as the ""Ker-ching"" dynasty.

What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!

Did you hear about the mishap at the Asia Summit? The Chinese government is seeking answers after the recent Beijing Conference. Apparently, several of Obama's and Putin's private bodyguards were the last to use one of the royal toilets before it was reported clogged. Obama announced that he will ask congress to create a commission to investigate the incident while Putin denies that his forces ever entered the bathroom.

Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections.

The Chinese government is trying to help working women by providing breast milk couriers... The couriers take the breast milk from the factory where the mother works to the factory where the baby works.

Chinese economist asks American Economist The Chinese stock market experienced a drastic drop over the past 3 months. With most local economists failing to explain this phenomena, a renowned Chinese economist decided to albeit reluctantly phone up his American counterpart. Due to the fraught ties between the two countries, the Chinese economist's local peers advised him against doing so as the American would only offer critical comments against his country and government. The Chinese economis…

My grandma is kind of like the Chinese government. Visitors only see the nice china.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?,"[THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry? STUPID AMERICAN!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road? [THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared