My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: "That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."

Politics, explained. A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let Me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the Family, so call me The President Your mother is the Administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, We will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the l…

Explaining economics to children... A young boy asks his father to explain the economy to him. The father thinks for a while before responding, ""Son, think of our household as the economy. I earn the money, so I'm capitalism. ""Your mother deals with the day-to-day running of the house, so we'll call her the government. ""The maid does the menial work required for the house to remain in working condition, so she would be the working-class. ""A lot of this is for your benefit, so we'll call you …

When I was a little boy, my dad taught me that any little boy or girl, even me, could grow up and become President someday... I'm starting to believe him.