Why did the Chinese Government cross the road? [THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

My grandma is kind of like the Chinese government. Visitors only see the nice china.

Chinese economy Amongst all of the global financial crisis, the Chinese government are worried that their recent economic boom may soon be over. The country's leaders have decided to name the recent increase in economy as the ""Ker-ching"" dynasty.

Politician in China asks Man why he is leaving China to move to the US. **Politician In China:** Why are you leaving China to go the US? Are you not satisfied with the work? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the work. **Politician In China:** Are you not satisfied with the pay? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the pay. **Politician In China:** Are you not satisfied with the Politicians in China? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the Politicians in China. **Politician In China:…