Batman hit Penguin over the head with a vase and said: "T-Pau!" Penguin said: "Don't you mean 'Kerpow!'?" Batman said: "No, I had china in my hand!" What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled? A Tubby. The only reality show I want to see is 'Find Osama'. Twelve minor celebrities are sent to Afghanistan to track down Bin Laden. We'll either find Osama or lose some minor celebrities. Either way, we're up! Andy Parsons