China Jokes

While tending the hand wound of an old Texas rancher, a doctor struck up conversation with him and pretty soon the topic turned to Sarah Palin and her bid to become Vice-President of the United States. The old rancher said: "Palin is what I call a post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The rancher said: "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The doctor …

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!" The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?" Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a planeticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American tha…

Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. G…

(Mike visits Chinese friend dying in hospital) The Chinese says “CHIN YU YAN” n dies. Mike goes to china to find meaning of his friend’s last words. It is, “You are standing on the oxygen tube!”