Sarah Palin Jokes

Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?

The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin.

Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person.

Sarah Palin isn't racist. Some of her white friends' best white friends have white friends who vaguely know someone who is black.

With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.

850: Number of nukes Sarah Palin would have dropped on North Carolina in the last few hours if she were President. #korea

The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling "Mayan Calendar".

Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye.

I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, "Birdy-word-numberees."

Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada.

Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel.

Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay.

Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children

Sarah Palin used "refudiate" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade.

I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house

I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading.

If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1

Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another.

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces.

Beef Jokes What's a cow no legs? Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs? Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs? Sarah Palin

What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016

The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden

I absolutely love Sarah Palin Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin.