An 86 year old man goes in to his yearly checkup. His doctor says, ""You're looking good, how do you feel?"" The old man says, ""I feel *great*. I have a 25 year old wife who's carrying my baby. What do you think about that?"" The doctor says, ""That reminds me of another patient I have who's about your age. He an avid hunter and never misses a season. This past year he went hunting beavers in Canada but when he got to the woods he realized he had forgotten to pack his rifle. To make the best of…

Mary Under had been teaching for a long time. She taught 5th grade for 25 years all while enjoying a plain lifestyle. Having never married, she was not a complicated woman. She always brought the same leftovers in the same Tupperware for lunch. She had one fork, one spoon, one knife, and one bowl. Her classroom had little decoration, and her house was the same way. Since she taught in a small town, everybody knew her, and some current students were children of her former students. One day in cla…

A young boy uncovers a dark secret... (Disclaimer: Long, but very much worth the read.) There was a little boy who lived in a far away land. Close to the boy's home, there was a tall mountain, always covered in snow at the top. Also at the top of the mountain, there was an ancient monastery where ancient monks lived. Sometimes, the little boy, as he was riding his tricycle around his yard, would look up at the monastery on the tall mountain and wonder what it was like up there. One day, when the…

A plane ride. A Canadian, an Irishman, and a Mexican are on a plane. So they're flying over Mexico and the Mexican dropped a coin because he loves his country. Then, they fly over Ireland and the Irishman dropped a coin because he loves his country. But when they flew over Canada the Canadian dropped a bomb because he hates his country. The next day the Mexican was walking down the street and saw a little boy crying so he asked why. The little boy said ""A coin fell down and killed my Mom!"". Th…