A Briton, an Australian, and a Haitian are all in a pub... The Briton says: ""My day sucked major arse. Me job was taken by a bloody Polish immigrant. Now I can't even afford to drink my tea and beer!"" The Australian says: ""Nah mate, my day was a lot worse. Some Indonesian bloke stole me money! Now I can't afford to surf and go walkabout!"" The Haitian chuckles. The Brit and Aussie ask him what is so funny. The Haitian says: ""In Haiti, we don't have that problem!"" ""Must be bloody good for y…