i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti#Sean#Penn#Haiti#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Text "SAVEUTAH" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman.#Gary Coleman#Haiti#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to "Come shit on my lap."#Sean#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?#Sarah Palin#Haiti#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I text "HAITI" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?#Haiti#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp