Kim Kardashian Jokes

Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..

BREAKING - Albert Pujols to Angels for $254M dollars prompting Kim Kardashian to announce she now likes Latinos

If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap.

Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband.

I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to.

I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old

In all the alternate universes, in how many is Kim Kardashian super famous and in how many did she just get fired from a Wells Fargo?

If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca.

Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe? #GrammysRedCarpet

Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak.

Kim Kardashian compared getting through her divorce was like beating cancer. Except cancer is real. She should compare her stupidity to it.

Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.

Kim Kardashian is essentially three asses stacked on top of each other.

Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it

Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage... Her next show is going to be called 'Mopping Up After A Kardashian'

Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!

[Long] A man and his wife are living in a cabin in the woods... One day, the man goes to the well to get some water for the cabin before going to chop firewood, and clumsily drops his trusty hatchet into the well. The spirit of the well rises and says 'I am the spirit of the well, and help those who lose possesions in my well'. He asks the man what he needs help with and the man says that he dropped his trusted hatchet into the well. Without hesitation, the spirit of the well retrieves several h…

After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended...... Best gift from France ever!!!

Kim Kardashian getting 6 million dollars stolen is a lot like if I got the condom that's been in my wallet since I was 12 stolen... Am I gonna miss it? Yeah. Was I gonna use it? No.

Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent.

Kim Kardashian goes for cosmetic surgery... So Kim goes to a cosmetic surgeon to get an ol' nip and tuck of her private parts. Getting rid of useless skin that's attached to you is the 'in' thing to do these days, you know (no, I'm not talking about Kayne). Of course, she would like everyone involved in the operation to keep the affair highly confidential and asks the doctors and nurses to maintain complete secrecy. After the procedure, she wakes up in the recovery ward and to her utter shock fi…

Kim Kardashian arrives in India for the first time, she walks out of the airport, and to her surprise, everyone on the streets stops, turns towards her, and kneels in humility and reverence Little did she know, they worship cows over there!