Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname.

Tom went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. ""You'll get your chance in court."" said the Desk Sergeant. ""No, no no!"" said Tom. ""I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!""

A big-city lawyer was represen... A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by the train, and wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. As soon as the rancher showed up, the attorney for the railroad pull…

Please don't joke about the holocaust, my grandfather died at Auschwitz He had everything taken away from him. He was a lawyer, then they didn't let Jews practice laws, so he packed shells full of explosive powder for 12 hours a day, then he was sent to the camps where he dug holes until a guard shot him for no reason. He was exterminated. That guard was never tried and ended up being a dentist in Stuttgart after the war.