Kim Kardashian goes for cosmetic surgery... So Kim goes to a cosmetic surgeon to get an ol' nip and tuck of her private parts. Getting rid of useless skin that's attached to you is the 'in' thing to do these days, you know (no, I'm not talking about Kayne). Of course, she would like everyone involved in the operation to keep the affair highly confidential and asks the doctors and nurses to maintain complete secrecy. After the procedure, she wakes up in the recovery ward and to her utter shock fi…