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A man was hauling some trash to the curb for pickup. As per city ordnance, he had tied a green band to the bag of yard waste and a red band to the bag of recyclable waste. Some policeman on patrol stopped their cruiser and got out. ""Sir, you can't leave that there, it's in a bike lane."" ""Ok officer, no problem, i'll just move it..."" One of the officers promptly shot him dead. The other stood there, stunned. ""What the hell Barnes?"" ""You didn't see that? He was clearly reaching for his wast

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Kardashian and Book Store Today, Kim Kardashian was at a Barnes & Noble in New York signing copies of her new book of selfies. Extra security was on hand just in case any real books tried to get too close to Kim Kardashian. By Conan O'Brien, May 05, 2015 [Source](http://teamcoco.com/jokes/may-5-2015-today-kim-kardashian-was-at-a-barnes-noble-in-new-york-signing-copies-of-her-new-book-of-selfies-extra-security-was-on-hand-just-in-case-any-real-books-tried-to-get-too-close-to-kim-kardashian)

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