I am not "aware" of any "laws" that "forbid" the use of excessive "air quotes" officer "Barnes."

[Barnes and Noble] CASHIER: anything else? ME: four barns and your finest noble please CASHIER: get out

I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.

So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all "This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?