Lady Gaga Jokes

BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like.

The awkward moment when Lady Gaga has no idea what to wear for halloween.

Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years.

Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets.

I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history

I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga.

I don't understand all the Lady Gaga hate... she seems like such a nice guy.

At this point, the most shocking outfit Lady Gaga could wear is a t-shirt and jeans.

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.

There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head.

Lady Gaga got engaged on Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped ring, indicating her fiance shares her love for bold originality.

Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga

Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused. Who's the deaf one again?

Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face.

Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called "Eau I left the toilet seat up".

At this point the only thing Lady Gaga could do that would shock me is to come out on stage wearing a sensible pantsuit from Talbots.

How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head.

When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga

Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book "Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."

Lady Gaga: "People should look nice all the time." "Nice" = "If an alien did meth and had a baby with a satellite dish."

So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all "This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?

Since Justin Bieber has the "Beliebers" and Lady Gaga has the "Little Monsters" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans "Thickeheads."

Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu.

Sharks don't sleep so I'm pretending I'm a shark except one that sings along with Lady Gaga. I'm Lady Sharkshark! Anyway, totally drunk.

Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way"".