I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day.

I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said "day before Valentine's Day" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is.

The awkward moment when Lady Gaga has no idea what to wear for halloween.

My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.