So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day.

Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions.

One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.

Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.