My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.

Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.

To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.