Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.#Valentines#Holiday#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.#Valentines#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.#Glenn#Money#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions.#Valentines#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp