Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it

Chasing away everyone who's ever tried to get close to you is a great way to save money on Christmas shopping.

Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.

a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away