[Barnes and Noble] CASHIER: anything else? ME: four barns and your finest noble please CASHIER: get out#Barnes#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I am not "aware" of any "laws" that "forbid" the use of excessive "air quotes" officer "Barnes."#Barnes#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.#Barnes#Max Scoville#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey#Barnes#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.#Barnes#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp